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Why You Shouldn’t Have Sex on a Trampoline

According to a Naples (FL) news article, a Florida dominatrix was recently found to be offering a variety of sex services including a torture chamber, sex in a shed and sex on a trampoline. While sex on a trampoline may seem springy and fun – especially as summer approaches – there’s a reason it should give you pause.

If done slowly without fast, thrusting, bouncy movements, it might be totally safe. Even fun.

But if things get too bouncy and a man’s penis slips out of his partner, he could hit his penis against her thigh or pelvis or the trampoline. In doing so, he may end up accidentally breaking his penis. Yes, that’s right: you can break your penis. And because I adore penises as much as I do (and I truly do), I’m trying to help by giving you fair warning about trampoline sex.

A tell-tale sign of a broken penis is often a popping sound with accompanying pain and/or discomfort – and it requires immediate attention from a healthcare provider. Penis breaks often happen in woman-on-top or in any position in which heavy in-and-out thrusting is going on, so be careful out there.

Read more about broken penis problems in a previous blog post I wrote on the topic. And this summer, enjoy the trampoline all you want. But when your pants come down, so should you.

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Mens Health: http://blogs.menshealth.com/sex-professor/why-you-shouldnt-have-sex-on-a-trampoline/2010/06/07/ 

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